rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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