The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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