Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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