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im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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