So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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