I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I could make wine with my vomit
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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