he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Acid is not a monday night drug
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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