I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
id be glad to
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
now i know why i became what i already was.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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