About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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