office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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