The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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