Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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