It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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