Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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