I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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