In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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