Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
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I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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