i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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