so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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