some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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