Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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