pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I skipped work to stalk him.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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