How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It's not a walk of shame if you run
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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