drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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