In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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