It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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