whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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