Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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