he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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