And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
it's great music for shaving your balls
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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