I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Fuck appropriateness.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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