It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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