trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
