Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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