i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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