For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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