we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
if i died would you start the facebook group?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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