Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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