just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
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We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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