I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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