hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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