I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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