Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
How's work?
Spinning.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Randomize
