No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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