Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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