Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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