Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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