all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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