I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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