If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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