About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
