At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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