Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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