how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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