my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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