I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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