I puked a lego.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Hippo gnu deer
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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