just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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