I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You did what with his pubic hair?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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